WOODEN NICKEL KIDS WEAR MAKES CENTS

Dry your eyes you little whippersnapper, one day you’ll be all grown up and you too can fit into Wooden Nickel Wearables. What’s that? You want it now, and you’re not gonna stop crying until you get it? Ok, Ok! We don’t usually give into temper tantrums, but your kicking and screaming is pretty convincing.

How about this; we get to work on making your favorite men’s shirts in kids sizes. Sound good? What? Now you want hoodies too? Damn kid, you’re pushing it but I think we can handle that. No No, we won’t forget about your little sister. Yeah, we promise we’ll make some stuff for the girls too.

See now don’t you feel better? You’ll be the coolest kid in school rockin the newest Wooden Nickel gear before you know it.  Now clean that snot off your face, it’s past your bedtime.